HIPSTERS IN THE WOOD

Untitled

Into the woods go the hipster boys and girls. The city is just so overly populated with too much technology disrupting the flow of nature. I dare you to go completely unplugged from this mundane world and immerse yourself in the deep green of the woods. That dude from Emory did it, he wrote a book about it, and got a big fat bag of cash from everybody from the vegan nature lovers to the bacon sucker rednecks down the trailer parks.

I think they might have wifi in the woods? I need it to upload live photos of dead branches and other significant flora and fauna like squirrels, moss, and stuffs. I will have so many followers on Tumblr, and that makes me so damn happy I won't mind making another tofurkey for my brutal meat-eating friends even though it's not even thanksgiving yet.

They might like it a bit more if I am light on the nutritional yeasts and heavy on the organic, fair trade, artisanal quinoa instead? Those meat-eaters are just so brutally hard to please. Why can't they just love nature a bit more, be more simple yet so heartwarmingly profound like these folks. Just up and leave, like a boss.



Seriously, I want to make a video of me engaging in nature-loving activities in the woods, like smell a flowers or pose poetically next to some cryptic looking vines or something like that. Getting bitten by bugs or snakes shouldn't be a problem since my insurance got extended thanks to some policies changes thingies that I don't really care about.

Talking about things I care about, what if my skinny jeans got a bad smear from the mud that never gets off? Aren't clothes from American Apparels supposed to be mud-proof? Hold on, I don't shop there, I shop at a friendly vintage clothing store owned by a bunch of old hippies on the other side of town. You don't shop there, since I have never seen you there. You saw me at American Apparels the other day since I was finding a scarf for my mom, ironically. Anyway, I really admire these guys who literally roll on the mossy ground to make some bad-ass music clip for us all to watch.



Maybe the whole woods thing is a bit too gritty for me? I guess even if I don't like it, I must fake it to the top and act like I am really into the wild and how it changes my life and touches my inner core of being a human being with awareness and feelings and respect for nature and stuffs. It's gonna be a hard ride to the fair, though.

The thing is I am just dying for an adventure, like the Hobbits kind, the Pan chasing you down a labyrinth kind, or the Alice falling down a hole to a fantastical orgyland kind, you know what I mean.

For now, I just have to sit back and relax with my free soy cappuchino. It's tough working at Starbucks trying to pay off a bazillion dollar in debt left over from my 4 years liberal arts education, you know. At least I get free coffee and stuffs. Oh well, I just have to live off my fantasy from this awesome miracle music clip then.



You probably can't leave your Ipod/Ipad bundle behind anyway. However, I think about the idea of unplugging and going to the woods first, so I'm still cooler than you. Ha!